Long long long long ago in a galaxy far far far far far far far away there was a arm pit fart battle in the world of NIM. Only two survived the stink. They where raxel a handsome hunter who is great at gambling, and the powerful wizard Spored who had some mystery's person following him.
They traveled very far and wide to the kingdom of McDonald's where the very drunk king FF (French Fries ) and his ugly wife BM (Big Mack) lived. when they arrived BM was asleep and FF was no where in site. To get things going rax screamed "I hate burgers" then BM came fly at him with a flaming hash brown sword. (battle music). spored Used Burger king food to stop her. Next thing you know BM is on the ground murmuring "I hate Bugger king". When the guard came and the king they calmed the queen but king FF gave her liquor. And they sat down and had a drink and talked.
"Raxel and Spored what brings you to this part of our filthy land we call home". Well sire we didn't want to disturb you but we need your help with gathering the heart Pieces". "One you cant disturb me because all I do is drink get drunk and be merry, two I will help you in your journey I shall give you five hundred thousand solders and five hundred thousand wizards and ten man like dragons ................ if you help me drink get drunk and be merry tonight". "We already are said" raxel with bud light in his hand.So they drank till morning. PS me too don't forget.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
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